Fem!England x Perverted!Male!Reader-Gentleman

Fem!England x Perverted!Male!Reader-Gentleman


You smirked as you walked the halls. The school didn’t even have uniforms, but the girls just loved wearing those short skirts and those really high shorts. It made you glad the school didn’t enforce the dress code so hard.

“Hey there, perv.”You looked to see your friend.

“Oh hey, Nicolette. Funny meeting you here.”You smirked.

“Don’t play innocent! I say you staring.”Nicolette said sternly.

“And I saw you looking at some guys bulging junk.”You tapped your index finger on her nose.

“W-What!?”She blushed.

That was awesome. Nico, blushed easily and it was hilarious. It made you chuckle every time. And with her always calling you a pervert, which left you the chance to say.

“They’re not the only girls I watch.”You gestured a hand to all the other girls walking bye.

“Gross.”Nicolette huffed.”So when are you going to settle down?”

“Woah!! Settle down? That sounds crazy.”You said shocked that Nicolette would even say such a thing.

As usual Nicolette would roll her eyes, but you knew she was right. As much as you didn’t want to settle down, there had to be that one girl you’ll at least end up with. There’s someone for everyone, right?

It got you really thinking. You hated the subject, but today it really bothered you. This was your senior year and you only had a few more months ‘til you graduate. Sure, you can get a girl in college or later, but that seemed hard.

“Is everything alright?”Nicolette said, putting you out of your trance.

“My future…I’ll have no kids to ruin their childhood.”You said.

“I’m sure you’ll knock up someone.”Nicolette stated.

“No, I won’t. I think I need…romance.”You cringed at that awful word, but you knew you’d say it sooner or later.

“You’ll marry the right girl, now let’s go.”Nicolette commented, shoving your problems aside.


“Hey, Nico…”You started as she looked at you, unimpressed.

This is possibly going to be the craziest thing you’ve ever done in your entire life. Well, at least it would answer two of the questions you’ve had for a while now. Slowly you went on one knee and looked Nicolette in the eye.

“Will you-“

“Don’t even think about. I have standards you know.”Nicolette huffed and walked forward.


“Hurtful. I thought you had a thing for me.”You said standing up and walking along side with Nicolette.


“Well, you thought wrong.”Nicolette said, but you couldn’t pay attention to her anymore.


Quickly your eyes went to a girl with to blonde pig tails, green emerald eyes, glasses, and a blue dress with a white apron on top. She defiantly could rock that look in a cute way. Like a sexy librarian!


“You like to zone out, don’t you?”Nicolette remarked.


“Sorry, but do you know who that girl is?”You pointed to her.


“Alice? Why?”


“Do you think she’d be interested in me?”You asked.


“Ha! Please, she’s a lady to the extreme!”


“So?”You said.


“That means if you want her, you’d have to be a gentleman.”Nicolette smirked.


And those words stuck with you for the whole day. During the bus ride home, you thought about it even more. Gentleman? You’re mind id dirty as f*ck! If anything you’re a dirty minded person. It would be hard trying not to look at a girl’s breast first.


Then again, after that chat Nicolette said she would help you and that it would be a fun experiment. What do you look like!? A rat!? Clearly, all you had to do was a quick Google search and just learn some manners and buy a nice suit.

But that’s not what Nicolette had to say. She also brought her two other friends to help me. Except one isn’t because she’s like me. Wild, perverted, and just plain awesome.


“We should get a custom suit!!”Winifred suggested. Nicolette’s German, orange haired, friend.


“Oh my god, YES!!”Nicolette squealed.


“Oh my god!”Amanda said sarcastically. This was Nico’s cool friend from Japan.”That’d be too expensive.”


“Don’t be such a buzz kill.”Nicolette growled.


“Just pointing out facts.”


“She’s right though.”Winnie said pulling out a calculator.”I think I might have some money.”


This made you raise an eye brow. Nicolette can be a sour girly girl; Winnie can be a nerdy, self conscious, girl; Amanda can be a sexy, wild, b*tch. What a great pair of friends. Made you wish you had those types of friends. Not.


“When did my life turn into this?”You asked.”And you. Do you usually carry that around?”


“Um…Maybe.”Winnie squeaked out.”I’m just always prepared is all.”


“Nerd.”Amanda chuckled.


“Why are you complaining? We’re trying to help you.”Nicolette said.


“I’ve been sitting here for an hour and so far I haven’t learned anything.”You said.


“Fine. Clothes later. We defiantly have a lot to do on manners.”Nicolette started.


“Good.”

“It’s really hard on us, you know?”Winnie and Nicolette starting saying about how you weren’t appreciating their efforts.

“Hehe…hard.”You cracked a smile before Nicolette hit you with a magazine.”OW!!”


“PERVERT!”


Soon the science of being a gentleman came to you. Open the door, pull out their chair, and order for them. Winnie told you to remember these and you basically remember them in order, out of order, and even backwards. You also got the nice suit which you have to admit you look dashing in.

“Alice looks like the type of girl to like poems. It may be hot for her.”Nicolette said.

“Roses are red, violets are blue, poems are hot…”You smirked.”…So am I.”

“Idiot.”Nicolette rolled her eyes.

Now today was the exact day Nicolette picked out for you because it was going to be at least nice and a bit warm. Nothing can get in your way. Hopefully.


“There she is. Go get her.”Nicolette shaked your hand and you were off.

As you stride over there, your heart began to race. What if she says no? Maybe you put on too much hair gel. Or maybe not enough. Oh god.


“A-Alice.”You stuttered.

“Ello.”She said with an English accent. That was hot. No, not hot! Um…divine?

“Will you do me the honors of accepting a date with me? I know we don’t know each other, but I felt like taking a risk.”You said. D*mn it! I screwed that up.

Then you noticed Alice’s friend, Emily nudging her as in ‘go for it’. The other reason was because she had huge titties, but Nico warned you not to stare. It’s impolite.

“S-sure.”Alice smiled.

“R-really!? T-thank you so much!”You smiled and handed her the bouquet of flowers.

“Thank you.”She took the flowers and you immediately turned around and walked back to Nicolette.

For some reason the knots in your stomach and the adrenaline in your veins was still there. You didn’t even run and you were already sweaty and panting. Though the rush and excitement of it all felt great. The empowerment!!

“What did she say?”Nicolette bursted.

“She said yes!!”Your smile widened.

This was the start of a new beginning. As a gentleman! And one thing you noticed was that Alice found the card in the bouquet saying when and where. To the (Fancy restaurant)!!! Only the best will do for Alice Kirkland. At least that’s what Nicolette, Winnie, and Amanda said. Amanda found the restaurant and it was perfect!!

Saturday at eight, don’t be late! That’s what Winnie told you so you wouldn’t forget. It’s rude to be late and it also shows how you’ll be on future dates and disinterest in the relationship. Never knew girls could be so picky about one little thing.

Timeskip~!!!

Quickly you adjusted your tie and Winnie said you looked ravishing, but Amanda said you looked sexy. If you could, you’d go with sexy, but Nicolette glared at you so ravishing is now your definition.

But one question popped in your head. ‘If Alice likes me and wants to continue dating me, do I still act like a gentleman?’ Because when you looked at the mirror it was a WHOLE different person.

Not because of the suit, the hair gel, the flowers, the polished shoes, right amount of clone, or the view of girls. It was because you weren’t a gentle man wearing suits or formal attire all the time. You like sneakers, jeans, loose shirts, and looking at boobs all day.

That was the guy you were. A pervert and proud.

“Nico…I don’t wanna be a gentleman anymore.”You started.

“It’s ‘want to’ not ‘wanna’ and what do you mean, you don’t want to be a gentleman!?”Nicolette shouted.

“Look, I know you worked really hard to transform me into this new guy, but to be honest…I think he’s a total douche.”You said.

“You’re an @$$hole!! You know that?”

“Thanks for the understanding. Imma perv to the end. Watching my po-“

“I don’t need to hear this.”Nicolette interrupted you.

“Fine then, but I will be a gentleman for the date. Though at the end of it, I will tell Alice I’m just another loser perv.”You smiled.”Gotta make it right.”

“Alright then. Good luck.”She hugged you.

When you made it to the door and looked back at Nicolette. This was something you wanted to say because you knew it would make Nicolette angry.

“I’m so gonna rock that date.”You winked and smiled boyishly while pelvic thrusting.

“Oh brother, get out of here!!”She rolled her eyes.

Quickly you ran laughing back outside and went inside your car. It was 7:45 and you were going to pick up Alice. She might take a while so you better sit still and wait there, you reminded yourself and smirked. You so got this.

*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Getting out of your car, you adjusted your tie for the 100th time and decided you finally looked suitable enough to greet Alice. You went up the steps to the front step and looked at the azaleas in your right hand. Knocking on the door, you waited patiently, keeping a soft smile on your lips.

“Ello, are you ready?”Alice popped her head out of the door.


“I’m ready, but I can wait for you…my lady. Have these.”You blushed at how much of an idiot you looked. Handing her the flowers, you glanced up to see her face.


“Thank you.”She smiled.


“Beautiful.”You breathed out.


“What?”

“N-Nothing!! I-I meant you look…refine.”Was that the right word?


“Um, yes…thank you again.”Alice said before going back in to finish whatever.


“Well I screwed that up.”You sighed.


After that whole nightmare, the date began. As you remembered you opened the car door for Alice and closed it for her. Though you started to think that she could open her own door. She’s not that weak. But you knew it was polite to do so.

Finally, you handed your keys to a valet person or whatever they’re called. At first you thought you knew what you were doing and what was happening, but right now you just realized you had no idea what so ever. Quickly you paid the man the fee and entered (Fancy restaurant).


Once entering, you were at first surprised you didn’t stick out like a sore thumb. Instead you fit quite in with you black suit and (F/c) tie. And when Alice and you got a table, immediately you raced to pull out her chair.

She smiled, but didn’t say anything. Good thing Amanda gave you a lot of money because the prices on this menu are just ridiculous. I mean who would pay $50 for roasted clams!? And the jumbo shrimp was $39.95!!

“What do you want to order?”You smiled.


“I’d like the soup.”

“Alright.”You said. As a waiter came by to pour water in Alice’s cup you started to tell him both of your orders.

“Will that be all, Sir?”He said.

“Yes, thank you.”You said.

So far everything has been going great. Just remember the words they taught you and also the manners and you will be fine. A smirk was about to form on your lips until you heard a moan. Oh god. Pervy brain here!!!

It made you blush that more moans were coming from behind you. Taking a look behind you, you noticed a unisex bathroom. God…even fancy rich people can’t hold it in their pants. Slightly shaking your head, you heard Alice giggle.

“What?”You asked.


“Oh nothing, but it sounds like people are shagging in the bathroom.”Alice blushed.


“Alice!”You smirked since you knew what shagging meant. (A/n: English term for sex!)


“What?”She raised an eye brow.


“A lady isn’t supposed to act that way.”You said smugly.


“Well, a pervert isn’t supposed to act like a gentleman.”She leaned in closer with a smirk.”Check mate.”


“Wait…you knew? But how?”


“Oh please, I’ve seen you around. Flirting, peaking, all those things.”Alice looked you in the eye.


“Then why’d you agree to come?”You said sadly. Was she just joking around? You kinda had feelings for her already. D*mn it.

Alice seemed to notice your frown.”I said yes because I thought it would be fun to go out with someone like you. Didn’t know you would go full out pervy gentleman for me.”


“Pervy!? I still have that.”You whined.


“At least you have gentleman right after.”Alice said. And she was right. A sexy gentleman!! Let’s forget about the pervy part.


Timeskip~!!!


As you drove to Alice’s house with a smile you sang (dirty song) during the whole ride. She blushed and laughed for the whole ride. Then you could have sworn she either sang or hummed a few of the lyrics.

When getting out of the car, Alice opened it herself and started to walk to her front door. Quickly you went over there hoping for a goodnight kiss or a kiss goodbye. Either one would do. Or if one kiss leads to another thing then that would be awesome! ;D


“Are you hoping for a kiss?”Alice said.

“Little bit, yeah.”You smiled nervously.

“Well sorry, but I don’t do that on first dates.”Alice stated.

“Oh…I understand completely! You don’t have to kiss me.”You rubbed the back of your neck embarrassed.

Slowly you started to walk away mentally yelling at yourself of how much an idiot you were. Then within a few steps you noticed Alice run up to you on tippy toes and give you a peck on the lips.

“There you go gentleman.”

And after that awesome night it soon led up to other awesome nights.