Fem!America x Male!Reader x Fem!England-Fun 1

Fem!America X Male!Reader X Fem!England-Fun


Class has stared and it’s already making you hate your life. (Worst class) wasn’t even fun and the teacher always scowled at you. You think it’s because she barely just got out of divorce and you've seen pictures of her husband. Rephrase that, EX-husband.

Apparently she had to take it out on you because you looked like him. You didn’t see it though, and the rest of the class didn’t see. Well…as your friend Wenzel would put it, ‘B*tches be crazy.’ Oh, and the other great thing was the project she was assigning. And as always, partners were involved and she chose them for you. Yay.

“(M/n) and Alice.”She said.

“What?”You mumbled.

Not that you had a problem with it…it’s just that you kind of liked her. You wondered if she liked you to. She was unreadable. What type of man did she want? Besides it’s not every day God let’s a human be pretty inside and outside. Whoops, there goes your ego again.

“Ello.”Alice walked up to you.

“Oh…um hey.”You say.

‘Perfect. Just perfect. Great start, (M/n).’

“Looks like we’ll be partners. Which house?”Alice asked, her voice thick with an English accent.

“My house is close, but maybe you’d be more comfortable with your house.”You said nervously trying not to appear as a perverted creep, but failure flooded you either way.

“Well-“

“Howdy! Looks like we’re all happy partners! Ain’t that right, (M/n)? Alice?”Emily popped up.


“You cut me off!”Alice growled.”And would you put clothes on?”

“I have clothes!”

“Barely.”Alice muttered.

Oh great. Cat fight. It seems like Emily and Alice always hang out, but never seem to get along. Makes you question their friendship. Though Emily did appear out of nowhere, claiming she was part of the group. You tried not looking at her cleavage. No wonder Alice said she had no clothes on.

“Look. I was late and Ms.(teacher’s name) said that I could join any group because it was all even. But now we’re odd!”Emily smiled.

“Eith-“


“Happy to have you.”You said quickly.


“Thanks ,sugar cube! See! Someone’s nice!”Emily spat.


“(M/n)’s house. After school. Don’t be late.”And with that Alice left.


Emily stared at me with her big eyes and smirked. You didn’t like it. She was already know about her bra size. But her in bed. That’s a whole other story kids.


“I know she likes you.”Emily winked.


“What?”


“Don’t pretend you don’t see it! It’s in her eyes.”Emily said with her western accent thick as ever.


“Emily…Alice doesn’t like me. But I like her.”You mumbled the last part, but she heard it either way.


“Oh! You guy’s will be together in no time!”Emily bubbled.”And it’s all gonna work out because I’m the Heroine!!!”


TIMESKIP~!!!

You were walking home with your friends, Wenzel and Akira. Wenzel had green eyes, bright orange hair with a curled cowlick, and was showing off his muscles right now. Akira had black hair, red eyes, and was cleaning his glasses.


“And that’s how I’m going to get Monika in bed!”Wenzel smirked.

“I was partnered with Sakura and I don’t plan to sleep with her! I actually find it nice that she’s from my homeland, Japan.”Akira said.

“Sissy. You know you want her! Little boy has a crush! Pay one cent to see it!”Wenzel shouted.


“One cent?”You chuckled.


“Please like his crushes are a big deal.”Wenzel huffed. You noticed Akira pouting.


You put combed your fingers through your hair and sighed. Looking back to Wenzel and Akira, a smirk formed on your lips.


“At least Akira is honest. You don’t just want Monika in your bed; you want that German girl to give you the WHOLE package of a committed relationship.”You smiled.


[1]“Sie schlampe. Sie wissen nicht, gar nichts!”Wenzel yelled in his native language.”So leave me alone!”

“What did he say?”You asked.

“He probably confessed his love to her in his native language. Huh, German boy?”Akira said.


“I didn’t know you had it in ya to say that, Akira.”Wenzel commented.


“Yeah, so stop talking about sex and confess your love to her or I WILL cut your balls off!”You yelled.

“You can’t cut my balls! I have balls of steel!”Wenzel said.


For a moment you blinked. Did he yell that? You looked around to see a mother covering her daughters ears and two ten year old boys snickering. Sighing, you were glad you reached home. Wenzel keeped asking what was wrong while Akira just continued walking. You shook your head in disapproval as you walked in.

“Now that THAT’S over.”You said walking to your couch.

Now to wait for Alice and Emily. Might as well get started with your other homework. Luckily you didn’t have much homework, so finishing it was a breeze. Only a few minutes passed by and soon you heard a knock on the door. Opening it, you saw Emily and Alice.


“Mighty fine house ya got here!”Emily winked. A slight blush came across your (s/c) cheeks.


Alice noticed and growled.”Well, we’re here to study, so might as well get bloody started.”


“Umm, alright. Come in.”You said.


The studying part wasn’t that bad. It went better than you thought. Emily paid attention to the project and wrote notes, Alice made a list, and you smiled and looked gorgeous. At least that’s how Emily put it. She was acting a bit touchier lately.

Shrugging it off, you thought she was just trying to make Alice jealous. And it was working until Alice had to use the bathroom. Finally Emily would stop to take a break, but she didn’t. She just got touchier than before.

“So we’re alone now, babe. Anything come to mind?”Emily said, wrapping her arms around your neck.

“Umm…no. Alice is gone, soo…”You said, pushing her hands off.

Then Alice came out and went back to writing notes. You gave her a look of gratitude and she smiled. Her cheeks became a bit pink which made you smile. Emily noticed and started shaking your arm like a child wanting attention, but you didn’t do anything. Not once.

“We’re done here.”Alice said, packing all her things.”Come on Emily, we can finish tomorrow, right (M/n)?”

“What?”Emily said baffled.

“Yeah, sure.”You nodded. Quickly you went to the door like a gentleman and opened it.

“Besides Emily, he might want to watch ‘stuff’ on the internet now.”Alice said walking out.

“I’m not that type of guy!”You yelled.

“Fine. Bye, sugar cube. Kisses.”Emily blew a kiss.

Closing the door was easy. Believing what just happened was hard. Was your life finally getting interesting? Was it actually becoming…fun?

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With Emily and Alice
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“I can’t believe you did that!”Alice boomed.

“Did what?”

“Don’t play stupid, Emily! Y-you bloody wanker! You know I like (M/n)! Don’t mess it up!”Alice shouted.

“…”Emily stayed quite.

“Leave him be. The poor man! You know what? I’m not going to have this bloody row with you.”Alice huffed.(A/n: Row means fight. Heated argument. You get the picture.)

For awhile all was silent. Alice didn’t look at Emily and she kept walking. What she didn’t notice was the Emily stopped walking along side her. Emily was walking and staring at the ground then stopped. She balled her fists and she said.

“Well, too bad. I like him too.”Emily remarked.